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Call Me Snake
02:48
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I’m making you an offer, go in, find the president and bring him out in 24 hrs or less and your a free man. We can burn out the charges if you have the president, but if you run a little late? No more Hartford Summit, no more Snake Plisken, I promise. I told you Plisken, I’m no fool.
Fuck off Bob Hauk. I don’t give a fuck about your war or president. Oh, and by the way, when I get back I’m going to kill you. Fuck off Bob Hauk. I don’t give a fuck about your war or president. Oh, and by the way, call me snake.
Think hard. We’re still at war, we need him alive. It’s survival of the human race, something you don’t give a shit about, but the Gullfire is waiting. I told you Plisken, I’m no fool.
Fuck off Bob Hauk. I don’t give a fuck about your war or president. Oh, and by the way, when I get back I’m going to kill you. Fuck off Bob Hauk. I don’t give a fuck about your war or president. Oh, and by the way, call me snake.
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Ain’t Got Time To Bleed
03:10
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Time to let old painless out the bag. There’s something out there waiting for us and it ain’t no man. Oh babe. Yeah oh babe. She says the jungle it just came to life, “El Diablo cazador de hombres”. If it bleeds we can kill it. Oh babe. Yeah oh babe woo hoo ho. You say I’m hit? Bleeding? Well, I ain’t got time to bleed.
Killing us one at a time like a hunter. What the hell are you? You’re one ugly motherfucker. Oh babe. Yeah oh babe.
Whatever it is out there killed Hopper, now it wants us. Run. Go, get to the chopper oh babe. Yeah oh babe. You say I’m hit? Bleeding? Well, I ain’t got time to bleed.
Yeah oh babe. I ain’t got time to bleed.
Ain’t got time, ain’t got time. I ain’t got time to bleed.
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This Town Needs An Enema
04:09
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Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Never rub another man’s rhubarb. Hubba hubba hubba. Money money money. Who do you trust?
Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait till they get a load of me.
This Town Needs
This town needs an enema
Darling, I’ve got to get you to the church on time
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives.
But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. I get a grin again and again
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
This Town Needs
This town needs an enema
Darling, I’ve got to get you to the church on time
Oh, there’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight. I’ve given a name to my pain. Winged battle flies through the night and finds me ready. Bob, my gun. Sometimes I just kill myself. It can be said truly, I have a bat in my belfry. Shall we dance? Uh-oh he don’t look happy. Oh there’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
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Simon Says Die
03:04
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So let me get this right, they defrosted you just so you could lasso my piddly ass? Damn, you’ve been had.
I been dreaming about killing you for 40 years. Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
You’re gonna regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it.
Wait! This is the future? Where are all the laser guns?
Yeah right, look, I don’t need a history lesson. Come on, HAL. Where are the goddamn guns?
I must have done something right in a previous life. Can’t imagine what it could have been.
Simon says die. (Simon says die. Simon says die) Simon says die. (Simon says die. Simon says die) Simon says bleed. (Simon says die. Simon says die) Simon says die. (Simon says die. Simon says die)
I’m a blast from the past. I’ll be goddamned! This mother fuckers like a New York cockroach. I been dreaming about killing you for 40 years. Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
You’re gonna regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it.
Simon says die. (Simon says die. Simon says die) Simon says die. (Simon says die. Simon says die) Simon says bleed. (Simon says die. Simon says die) Simon says die. (Simon says die. Simon says die)
(Simon says die)You cannot take away the the people’s right (Simon says die) to be assholes if they like (Simon says bleed) Greetings Spartan, what’s your boggle? (Simon says die)Exactammundo.
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White line, that’s the middle of the road. Worst place to drive. This world needs a wake up call gentlemen, and we’re gonna phone it in. Hey, formaldehyde face, you look like you fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
Brother, life’s a bitch and she’s back in heat. The world may have blinded me, but the lord has let me see. Woooo, it’s like a drug. These glasses get you high but then you come down hard.
I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.
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