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Artisanal Misanthropy and Refined Apathy for the Modern Day Cynic

by Motto Of The Honey Badger

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Picture this, cause and effect Movie ammunition from the gun at my head. 5 cent comics now a dime a dozen. Culture shock as culture defense Picture this as unlimited Rage porn treasure trove for a narcissist. Thoughts in this toilet are intrusive as shit. Culture shock when the mirror reflects. See it. Be it. Save it. Praise it. Do it right or don’t do it all. Never question. Be your own man like you were shown. Yes you’re doing it fine unless you’re doing it wrong. Did you pay attention? Those weren’t the directions. Look and listen, but don’t watch and hear what’s going on. How could you no longer care? Culture shock from culture given. Look ma at your boy I’m taking home the silver If art is how we please the eye, then music is what we use to decorate time, adding tragedy is comedy and I see why I’m just taking a shit and this is the soundtrack. Give it a flush, see what goes down Take it. Raze it. Say you’ll save it. Give it all away then sell it to the addicts. Become prophets becomes profits. Quarterly earning statements track it and become prophets. Never let them see the unimportant become profits. How could you no longer care? Culture shock from culture given. Look ma at your boy I’m taking home the silver Artisanal misanthropy and highbrow refined apathy, a cynicism well cultured are still much more than you deserve. Years of misplaced hope The punchline of a joke But shame holds no relevance Once you learn to laugh at them They want you They need to to care But shame holds no relevance You owe them no favors. If art is how we please the eye, then music is what we use to decorate time, adding tragedy is comedy and I see why I’m just taking a shit and this is the soundtrack Give it a flush, see what goes down.
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On and on we until last call We always get it wrong Another system fails and we all still wonder why The best laid plans of mice and men Lofty dreams all turned to shit A foundation of ignorance Surprisingly won’t fix anything The beautiful are dumb as shit Awaiting second death But smart enough to avoid the rest A society of incompetence Alpha Beta enthusiasts Defining principle with image All suckers for the salesman’s pitch There’s wisdom in the antinatalist It’ll be a better world, just you wait and see. I’ve done my due diligence and 3/4 experts agree The herd says fear the lion, cause it waits for you to stray But the lion’s only sin is hunger, it’s the herd that gives you away. Everything’s a haiku when you don’t know how to count Close your eyes to see conspiracy starts with belief in yourself Another day or any other day, depends on when the pills help The rotten carcass of a god crawling into the sewer to die alone It’ll be a better world, just you wait and see. I’ve done my due diligence and 3/4 experts agree The herd says fear the lion, cause it waits for you to stray But the lion’s only sin is hunger, it’s the herd that gives you away. An inconvenient existence Is always a convenient sacrifice You owe it to the herd my friend To be an offering unto the pride The pious And the righteous Unquestioned faithful And the proud Ignore you Then implore you To climb into The lions mouth For the good of the herd For the good of the pride On and on we until last call We always get it wrong Another system fails and we all still wonder why The best laid plans of mice and men Lofty dreams all turned to shit A foundation of ignorance Surprisingly won’t fix anything
3.
Sure they will be missed, but at what point does all of this performative eulogy become necrophilic foreplay? I’m of the mind of Ernest Hemingway when I said he said a little necrophillia goes a long way. Ideologues and demigods will pillow talk in deadpan Androgynous, traditionalist, shout out how to be a man. A self help pyramid scheme that seems so irrelevant But there is no bad publicity There is no reason to fret Catch them all by the tips of their tongues And let instinct do the rest. Sardonic or soft hearted? Your affirmation isn’t clear. Thinking critically and critics are two distinct ideas. Drowning in a deluge of self important punditry. The numbness of depression, a vacation from your unending stupidity Ideologues and demigods will pillow talk in deadpan Androgynous, traditionalist, shouting out how to be a man. A self help pyramid scheme that seems so irrelevant But there is no bad publicity There is no reason to fret Catch them all by the tips of their tongues And let instinct do the rest. You’re a marketed aesthetic Accessorized to prove a point A designer bag accented with pearls to clutch Branded on front But there is no bad publicity There is no reason to fret Catch them all by the tips of their tongues And let instinct do the rest.
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I woke up today just like any other day Familiar or redundant? The question that plagues the modern world If there’s a heaven and I can get in It can’t be all it’s cracked up to be Saint Peter Principle stands before the pearly gates and says “One of us is rubbish at our job.” Who’s responsible for this incompetence? If there’s a heaven and I can get in I think I’d prefer the solitude I get this feeling that we ruin everything And that’s why nihilism feels so optimistic I get this feeling that we ruin everything A perfect design or imperfect machine Are you listening? I don’t know I fucked it all up You’re right The sun feels so warm on my face today I wonder what tomorrow might bring? I don’t know I fucked it all up You’re right I get this feeling that we ruin everything And that’s why nihilism feels so optimistic I get this feeling that we ruin everything A perfect design or imperfect machine
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A.I. rips off people less than your favorite artist They say a writer writes but everyone has got a Twitter account Andy Warhol predicted the coming of the age of influencers They say a writer writes but that may have set the bar too low. A different metric for a different age They say a writer writes but who still reads these days Libraries under attack for damaging propaganda. They say a writer writes but has anyone considered the children? Drowning in opinions and facts made up for convenience They say a writers writes but no one ever asked if that even matters. A different metric for a different age They say a writer writes but who still reads these days They say writer writes But how do you weigh the value of the written word? They say writer writes Junk mail in a dumpster fire Lou Bega’s Mambo #5 is about necrophillia They say a writer writes Scoundrels, the lot of them. All the world's a stage, the men and women merely players They say a writer writes But you’d think quality would count for something A different metric for a different age They say a writer writes but who still reads these days They say writer writes But how do you weigh the value of the written word? They say writer writes Junk mail in a dumpster fire A dead man’s walk in prose Better off used then destroyed Kill off characters Incestuous breeding in droves A valueless gesture A flower for a rotting corpse Stupidity viral So easily digestible They say a writer writes But everyone has opinions these days They say a writer writes

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released August 28, 2023

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