Mechanisms For Coping

from Extinction Level Event by Water Bears On The Moon

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She said I only see the worst in people
and I agreed it’s what they are best at.
She said of course you would say that
I said thank you for noticing, cause everyone wants to feel known from time to time

She called me a creature and I called her a cab.
She said I’m emotionally stunted, and I said
Stunts without emotion are pretentious dance routines, and Die Hard would have most certainly failed under such conditions.

Just because it wasn’t meaningless doesn’t mean the joke isn’t absolutely hilarious. She asked “Is there really nothing better that you want out of life than this?” so I reminded her about the cab.

She asked can you take this seriously
Klepto groupies are all the same.
They just want you to just keep taking but I am no thief. I’m a capitalist, madam.
Now I know I can’t take credit for this, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not narcissistic enough to let you give it to me. It’s the least I could do, which is probably more than most. So in relativistic terms, you’re welcome I suppose.

Just because it wasn’t meaningless doesn’t mean the joke isn’t absolutely hilarious. She asked “Is there really nothing better that you want out of life than this?” so I reminded her about the cab, and thank God, it’s here.

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from Extinction Level Event, released March 7, 2022
Vocals - Jared

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